CityInsect

Air - Pocket Symphony

March 10th, 2007
Review by CityInsect

 

 

You are a moderately successful indietronica duo whose first album has been critically acclaimed..

What do you want to do?
> HELP

You fail to secure the rights to remix a well known Beatles track.

What do you want to do?
> ITEMS

You are carrying a set of decks, a Mac with Protools, a battered copy of À la recherche du temps perdu, and two large post rock haircuts.

What do you want to do?
> LOOK

You are a pair of skinny art boys with hip Parisian accents, you are surrounded by adoring pro-ani groupies. On the ground is a book.

What do you want to do?
> PICKUP

You pickup the book and read it, it turns out to be ‘Vangelis for Dummies’. Your composition skill increases to 6xp.

What do you want to do?
> PRODUCE

Success! Your second studio album becomes a critically acclaimed and commercially successful chillout classic. Your self regard increases to 100xp.

What do you want to do?
> KILL TIME

You produce a so so soundtrack for the niece of a wealthy American. The record company are demanding a second album.

What do you want to do?
> LOOK

You are backstage at a ‘live’ concert, on the coffee table is a ten pound bag of cocaine. You notice three CD’s on the table, Aphex Twin’s Selected Ambient Works II, The Stranglers La Folie and Kid A by Radiohead.

What do you want to do?
> LISTEN

You listen and make notes. Your composition skill increases to 40xp.

What do you want to do?
> PRODUCE

You pop out another album. A truck arrives at house with bag of cash. Roger Waters arrives at your apartment with a sheet of blotter acid.

What do you want to do?
> DROP.

You make a prank phone call to Alessandro Baricco. Incensed, he threatens a lawsuit.

What do you want to do?
> PRODUCE

In a paranoid haze you remix some Baricco audio books. Baricco is placated, fans are confused. Record company wants another album. Eager for inspiration, you pop a CD in your sleek black Bang and Olufsen player. It’s a copy of Goldfrapp’s ‘Black Cherry’.

What do you want to do?
> PRODUCE

Another studio album, full of half finished ideas from your previous work. Commercial success. Another cash truck arrives. Your integrity decreases to -6xp.

What do you want to do?
> BUY

You purchase second hand money bin from Scrooge Mc Duck and take a swim. Record company provideds CD’s from Dustin O’Halloran, ELO, David Bowie and Travis Morrison.

What do you want to do?
> PRODUCE

Pocket Symphony.

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