Miguel was not a star of his own accord, he was plucked from the streets were he had lived for the first 12 years of his life and sent into training. He was chosen for his unique bone structure and tight round buttocks. For the next 32 years he was trained in dance and mime. He would never sing the songs that made him famous. This was done first by a choir of 15 Peruvian girl Scouts and 2 classically trained tenors from Argentina. Later, as computer technology progressed they were replaced by 4 sega megadrives selotaped together and a guy called Keith, who knew how to make it sing like an angel. When this album was released in 1980something Miguel was already the star of fraud group the Jackson five. Now 44 years old he wanted a solo project. Well as solo as having the singing done by, at this stage, 17 different people can get.

Although much of Jacksonez work is being reappraised due to his recent legal problems, this still stands towering above every other release of the 1980’s. Towering like a tall fat guy over a burger on the ground. Thats big. Track after track. Just like most albums in this manor, in fairness.

Still, although he’s had a lot of work done, he looks well for a former Mexica male prostitute in his 70’s.